Dear Lung tissue,
Please stop being inflamed.
To my current style of breathing,
Dude. You haven’t been yourself lately. I feel like you’ve been shallow and it puts me on the verge of pneumonia. Please be yourself again, I miss you.
Person trying to breathe
You dissolve extremely fast. You also taste unpleasant.
Please try your best to do your job and help me survive.
Person trying to stay alive
Dear Easter Bunny,
I’m not supposed to be consuming dairy. So I gave most of my chocolate to my friend at school. Thank you for thinking about me.
Person suffering, but trying not to, from Costochondritis and a Sinus infection.
It hurts to breathe
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
My smile says happy but my eyes scream “I NEED CALCIUM!!!!”
I don’t remember the last time I consumed a dairy product…