Miserably Mediocre

Starting on Sunday, May 19, 2013, I will document my Summer Vacation and my life to follow. A different and new experience.


Ask me anything  

Dear Lung tissue,
Please stop being inflamed.
Thank you,
Your overlord

To my current style of breathing,
Dude. You haven’t been yourself lately. I feel like you’ve been shallow and it puts me on the verge of pneumonia. Please be yourself again, I miss you.
Thank you,
Person trying to breathe

Dear Prednisone,
You dissolve extremely fast. You also taste unpleasant.
Please try your best to do your job and help me survive.
Thank you,
Person trying to stay alive

Dear Easter Bunny,
I’m not supposed to be consuming dairy. So I gave most of my chocolate to my friend at school. Thank you for thinking about me.
Thank you,
Person suffering, but trying not to, from Costochondritis and a Sinus infection.

It hurts to breathe

Reblogged from marksvetlakov

fenomenalespoderescosmicos:

monkeyelbow:

theprinceofsnark:

thecolorofroses:

You forgot some:

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Good god it got better.

I want to add This guys:

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shewbs:

blutunez:

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JESUS

I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Reblogged from fjordism

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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Reblogged from ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

10 Heart Warming facts about love

More facts on Ultrafacts!

(via pizza)

Reblogged from tom-sits-like-a-whore

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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Reblogged from zerosympathy

zerosympathy:

*accidentally starts masturbating*

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spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

(Source: iwrestletacos, via ive-been-tired)

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(Source: rrrrosa, via ive-been-tired)

My smile says happy but my eyes scream “I NEED CALCIUM!!!!”
I don’t remember the last time I consumed a dairy product…

HA!I’m sick

HA!
I’m sick



Reblogged from sincerelyyoursxthebreakfastclub
sincerelyyoursxthebreakfastclub:

30 years ago today, The Breakfast Club met for detention.

sincerelyyoursxthebreakfastclub:

30 years ago today, The Breakfast Club met for detention.

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